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Joke of the Day
"What kind of punch hurts the most? A Sandy Hook."
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"Being a New York Jets fan is like watching Titanic every Sunday and cheering for the boat."
"Why did the chicken cross the road? Black lives matter."
"If you ever see a ghost DO NOT put a sheet over your head and make noises. They find it offensive."
"What kind of pants do Mario and Luigi wear? Denim Denim Denim"
"Me: Hey, can I have an Iphone 7 please? Apple guy: Possibly... What's your name? Me: Jack Apple guy: Sorry, no jacks."
"I told my wife that size shouldn't matter so she went out shopping and bought my ""boys room"" a new 4 inch TV."
"What does Michigan State football and Marijuana have in common? They are both green and get smoked in bowls!"
"If I can punch you without moving my feet, you're in my personal space."
"What do you call a dog that goes to the beach? Ballroom blitz"