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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a disabled kid in a hot car A vegetable"
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"What's the difference between a seal and a sealion? An extra electron"
"Dr Heimlich died today I'm all choked up"
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"What is the shit you didn't see? The shit you stepped on"
"I just had a huge fight with my dog She's such a bitch."
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"Any TV can be a TV dinner if you eat TVs"
"India launched a rocket to Mars yesterday... That's a heck of a place to put a call center."
"Horse walks up to a mirror and says ""Why the long face?"" Mirror says, ""I'm not sad, I'm just reflective today."""