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Joke of the Day
"But, your honor... she told me she shaved it!"
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"All I want for Christmas Boy: I want a brother for Christmas. Santa: Send me your mother."
"Once Prince dies there will be some freaky shit that comes out like he ate only butterflies or bathed in babies or something. Mark.My.Words."
"here lately i've been feeling a void in my life... it's probably nothing."
"Why did Satan need life alert? Because he had fallen, and could not get back up."
"Excuse me ma'am could you tell me the date? Because you're a total 10/10!"
"My poetry brings all the hipsters to the yard and they're like ""How Avant-garde"""
"[first date] Me: don't let her know you're a lizard Her: why did you just say that? Me: (gets scared and loses my tail but I grow a new one)"
"What is Beethoven doing these days? Decomposing."
"Two guys walk into a bar. You'd think the 2nd one would have ducked..."