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Joke of the Day
"Excuse me ma'am could you tell me the date? Because you're a total 10/10!"
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"Why can't Bane play baseball? He always breaks the bat."
"Everything King Midas touches turnes to gold. Everything Chuck Norris touches turns up dead."
"What do you call a chinese guy with a long penis? Long Wang... or nonexistent whatever you prefer"
"Can someone throw Kevin Bacon in the freezing Artic waters and give him hypothermia? I NEED this six degrees of Kevin Bacon joke."
"What did that car driver die of?"
"Him ""You run like a gazelle."" Me ""I'm graceful?"" Him ""No. You'd be easy prey for a mountain lion."""
"What is Donald Trump's favourite music album? The Wall"
"A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife."
"What's a racist's favorite race? The 3k."