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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a floating potato? A levi-tater."
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"I have been talking to this beautiful woman online for a while... And today I finally got to meet him"
"Nothing is creepier than watching someone hula hoop with a serious look on their face."
"I Remember The Guy Who Made Me Smile For The Rest Of My Life He's the reason why I don't do plastic surgery anymore."
"My wife said yesterday... That I don't listen to her..I said: OK, sounds good"
"My girlfriend started eating my ass during foreplay last night, She asked ""Have you taken a shower today?"" And I said ""What's a shower got to do with my asshole?"""
"What's the difference between Pink Floyd and Donald Trump Pink Floyd actually finished The Wall."
"I want to sleep my way to the top. Like with actual sleep. Wake me when I've conquered."
"If you have any snacks left when the movie starts you're a wizard & need to be killed."
"[interviewer looks up from resume] in the skills, you wrote ""completing sentences? Yes."" wow. you ""'re hired?"" amaz- ""on prime?"" get out."