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Joke of the Day
"What did the one continental plate say to the other after the earthquake... not MY fault"
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"What's all natural, well balanced, and comes in pints? An elephant sitting on your fence masturbating."
"How do you comfort a grammar Nazi? ""...They're, their, there."""
"What happens when you take acid with a birth control pill? A trip without the kids"
"Why are there fences around cemeteries? Because people are just dying to get in!"
"What happens to a Canadian's car when it breaks down? The owner calls Triple Eh."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Adeline ! Adeline who ? Adeline extra to the letter !"
"What's brown and walks upstairs backwards? A corgi with a boner."
"Parenting Tip: Wear clothing with pockets so you can flip off your children inconspicuously."
"What do you call a flying Grizzly? ...a bearoplane"