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Joke of the Day
"Why were the ducks arrested? They were selling quack in the park."
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"How does a ghost eat a hotdog? By goblin it. Sorry"
"What do you get if a huge hairy monster steps on Batman and Robin ? Flatman and Ribbon !"
"Just got a Hyundai Accent and now I sound like a Korean guy."
"Intelligence is the new cleavage"
"Just won a Nobel Prize for untangling a pair of Apple earbuds."
"How do cows multiply? With cowculators!"
"Why can't you fool an aborted baby? It wasn't born yesterday."
"Here's to honor!... Get honor, stay honor. If you can't come in her. Come honor."
"A terrible plane crash occurred in Lithuania last week. A two-seater airplanecrash landed in a cemetery and exploded. They've recovered 300 bodies so far,and they're still digging them up."