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Joke of the Day
"What do you get if a huge hairy monster steps on Batman and Robin ? Flatman and Ribbon !"
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"If you're American when you go into the bathroom and American when you come out, what are you *IN* the bathroom? European."
"What do you get when you cross Cleopatra with Marc Antony? Pharaoh-moans."
"INTERVIEWER: Says here you have sloth-like reflexes? ME: *calls interviewer 3 years later* That is correct."
"What does a programmer do in the toilet? A log dump!"
"If I had a dollar for every time I said a racist comment, I would have 0 dollars Because some black guy would have robbed me"
"By the power vested in me by this vintage merlot, I now pronounce us husband and wife. I may now kiss the bottle."
"How can you tell a black lady is pregnant? When she pulls the tampon out and the cotton is already picked."
"What do you call the bad part of Italy? Spaghetto."
"""So, how's life in North Korea?"" ""Well, I can't complain!"""