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Joke of the Day

"Based on the reaction of the pharmacist who just sold me cold pills, I need to work on my ""I'm not going to make meth with these"" smile."

"""What kind of dog is this?"" ""Well actu.."" ""Hes cute"" *pets it* ""Sir thats my.."" *picks it up* ""Your a good dog arent you?"" ""PUT MY SON DOWN"""

"""Well, that just isn't gay enough"" - the inventor of wrestling, shortly before adding spandex to the mix."

"What's the best thing about alzheimers? You're always meeting new people."

"What do you get if you cross a bottle of water with an electric eel? A bit of a shock really!"

"Conjunctivitis.com... ""Conjunctivitis.com - that's a site for sore eyes"" - A Tim Vine joke, just thought I'd share."

"I was walking down the road... ...when the guy in front of me turned around and started throwing milk, eggs, yoghurt and butter at me. I thought, ""How dairy!""."

"When I die, I hope it's in a women's dressing room because if I become a ghost, that would be AWESOME!"

"Whats the difference between a cow and 9/11? Americans cant milk a cow for 16 years."

"How does George W. Bush do well on his high school midterms? He uses study strategeries."