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Joke of the Day
"When is a door not a door? When it's a jar"
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"Why is it unjust to blame taxi drivers for cheating us? We call them to take us in. (From The Project Gutenberg EBook of The Handbook of Conundrums, by Edith B. Ordway. So this is a century old joke.)"
"Q: What is the best way to speak to a ghoul? A: From a long ways away."
"I really wish my coworker would stop asking me so many god damn work related questions while I'm staring at my phone"
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