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Joke of the Day
"i blame everything on the illuminati. stale bread? illuminati."
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"Jogging, but with a car."
"Him: Can I have a bite of your dessert? Me: I think we should see other people."
"Knock Knock Who's there ? Cookie ! Cookie who ? Cookie quit and now I have to make all the food !"
"Turns out I got Lazik surgery by mistake so now I have two lazy eyes."
"Q: Why do brunettes know so many blonde jokes? A: Gives 'em something to do on Saturday night!"
"My sister bet 100 dollars that I couldn't build a car out of spaghetti. You should've seen the look on her face as I drove pasta!"
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