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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a BMW and a porcupine? With a porcupine, the prick is on the outside."

"Today. I. Realized. That. Typing. Like. This. Does. Not. Make. Your. Point. Stronger. It. Makes. You. Look. Like. Your. Computer. Has.Asthma"

"Batman went to Penguin's bar and was given the wrong drink... Just ice was served."

"Welcome to Insults Us, you sack of crap. Buy some stuff if you're not too cheap. Maybe eat out of a garbage can. You'd probably like that"

"I want my tombstone to read: Don't feel too bad, he really liked sleeping"

"Ray rice got caught punching his girlfriend in an elevator It was wrong on so many levels."

"Why are black people so good at jumping? As developing children their knee grows."

"A man overdosed on viagra No joke. http://www.essentialbaby.com.au/life-style/current-affairs/dad-takes-35-viagra-pills-as-a-dare-20150920-gjqqt7.html"

"How did the tugboat get aids... It was rear-ended by a fairy."

"Did you hear about the bear attack at that Chinese Zoo? It was Pandemonium."