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Joke of the Day

"My swear jar has more money in it than my bank account"

"My doctor is getting REALLY tired of me asking if the stuff I see in commercials is right for me."

"What do you call a Muslim on a plane? Soon to be detained for flying home to his family in Houston after a business trip."

"Wanna Hear a Joke? My Ex-Wife still misses me... BUT HER AIM IS GETTIN BETTER... BUT HER AIM IS GETTIN BETTER... you see it fun because marriage is terrible."

"A Buddhist monk approaches a burger food truck... ... And says ""make me one with everything""."

"What is something that is always heard but never seen? A member of the Queen's guard doing a single squat."

"How many Redditors does it take to screw in a lightbulb? It doesn't matter, they'll just compliment it a lot and then complain because it won't screw."

"My favorite parts of the Bible are when Jesus is alone talking to God (himself) and someone who wasn't there is writing about it."

"'Ho Ho Ho' said Santa! as he watched 16 and pregnant!"

"Who was the best boxer of all time? Jim Jones. He knocked out 909 people with one punch."