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Joke of the Day
"What side of the chicken has the most feathers? The Outside!"
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"My father reminds me of Jesus Christ. Not that he resembles him or anything. Its just that he left, said he was gonna come back, and never did."
"Why can't you feel photons? Because they are light."
"My friend broke one of his bones in a funny accident. It was humerus."
"There was a massive explosion at a French cheese factory this morning... All that remains is de brie."
"I was homeless for 10 years and decided to apply for a position to hold a company's sign on the sidewalk... The company told me that they were sorry but I was overqualified."
"I sometimes dream of a rivers of orange soda But it's just a fanta-sea"
"Where do you take a sick boat? To the dock!"
"Donald Trump has a new book coming out The Art of the Feel"
"My girlfriend's been at a baby shower for like 3 hours. That baby's gotta be so fucking clean by now. Girls are weird."