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Joke of the Day
"Donald Trump has a new book coming out The Art of the Feel"
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"Four blonds walk into a bar... ...cheering ""85 Days! 85 Days!"" A gentleman inquires ""Excuse me, but what's '85 days?'"" The blonds reply ""We completed a puzzle in 85 days and the box says 2-4 years!"""
"What's Varys the Spider's favorite OS? Unix"
"Updating your relationship status in public is fine. Updating your relationship problems in public is stupidity."
"Boss: You're late! M: It's 6.30am B: You start at 6am! M: I know but that's just crazy. This is better for me. And now we wait for HR."
"NSFW The joke you'd never tell someone in person. I'll start What does a baby's vagina smell like? *Lean in, blows softly in your face*"
"A man holding a large block of asphalt walks into a bar. He says to the bartender, ""A beer for me, and one for the road."""
"Why did my girlfriend go on birth control? Because I wanted her to be a twinkie and not a toaster strudel."
"Life is so damn funny when you have a dirty mind . . ."
"Why couldn't the scientist understand what the photon was saying? Because the photon was incoherent."