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Joke of the Day
"It's so hard explaining puns to kleptomaniacs they take things literally"
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"I'm a suicide bomber with confidence issues, AMA! EDIT: Wow, this blew up!"
"Osama Bin Laden was really smart He created Airdrop before Apple did"
"When flying to Prague... ...all of your bags are Czeched"
"Why are hurricanes named with female names? Because when they come, they are wet and wild and when they leave they take your house and car with them."
"Why should you never race with a guy from Finland? Because they're already Finnish before the race even began"
"What did the Buddhist say to the hotdog vendor? Make me one with everything."
"My girlfriend has twin 3yo girls. They each have a sippy cup with their names on them. When she's not looking, I switch the cups."
"The joke about The bed hasn't been made up yet. And the joke about the kitchen... Well, it's too dirty to tell. I have plenty more of these."
"There are more Jews than Native Americans... I guess genocide is just one more thing Americans are better at than Germans"