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Joke of the Day
"What's better than roses on my piano? Tulips on my organ."
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"How does North Korea only have four medals so far? We're the best at everything. We even fed our athletes this time."
"What do you call a sad robot? A woebot. :("
"Spinach is like butt sex If you're forced to have it as a child; you won't enjoy it as an adult"
"Where is Dracula's American office? The Vampire State Building."
"If I had a dollar for every time I've used algebra in my life I'd have *n* dollars"
"Why do little dogs shake so much? They have Barkinson's"
"Why did little Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Susie."
"What do you need when you're not doing well in your Advanced Placement U.S. History class? A Push"
"What did the Reddit using CVS cashier say about the man buying condoms after he left... ...this guy fucks."