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Joke of the Day
"What did fettuccine say to rigatoni? Que pasta?"
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"Today, A 12 year-old came up to me and said ""May I please have a cigarette?"". I can't believe kids this age are already so polite."
"My wife divorced me because I'm still making april fools pranks. April fools!"
"Nothing screams ""I don't care about being on time for work"" like hopping on Twitter first thing in the morning."
"If I had a dollar for every time I heard ""grow up!"" I could buy a seriously awesome security system to keep doody heads out of my fort."
"Don't walk through a field of mushrooms It's quite a tripping hazard."
"Confession: I'm the one who's been posting all those idiotic comments on youtube using millions of anonymous accounts."
"Me: Honey, I left work early to pick up the kids! Wife: But we d.. *I arrive into the kitchen with two small goats Meet Frank and Dolores"
"The letter R is just the letter P showing off some leg."
"Some say the quickest way to mans heart is food. As an experienced heart surgeon, I disagree... It's sex."