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Joke of the Day

"Why do we feel like whistleblowers right now? Because we're Snowedin."

"Walked in lecture hall mid-lecture and the professor yells ""CAN I HELP YOU?!"" ""No thanks, I'm just browsing."""

"What do a pregnant teenager, frozen beer, and a burned pizza have in common? Some idiot forgot to pull it out in time."

"What do Chefs and Murderers have in common? The best ones clean up after themselves"

"How do billboards communicate? Sign language"

"Why did the bear eat his phone? It was a black berry..."

"I walked out naked one time and she's like wtf. And I'm like this is how god made me! And she's like no that's how beer and tacos made you."

"What did the Alabama Sheriff say about the black man that was stabbed seventy times? Worse case of suicide he's ever seen"

"What's the difference between a four year old and a bag of cocaine? Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out a window."

"Why don't I take my guinea pigs on walksies It's hard on my cavies"