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Joke of the Day
"Why do we feel like whistleblowers right now? Because we're Snowedin."
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"An old woman and pizza delivery are a lot alike... They both ""come"" with a crust filled box."
"How many women have you slept with wife asked husband, ""How many women have you slept with?"" he proudly replied, ""Only you, Darling. With all the others I was awake."""
"If by mathematician you mean dividing the number of snacks in my car by the number of miles I need to drive, then yes, I'm a mathematician."
"gleda Fata kuvarsku emisiju na TV... XD"
"/r/Jokes won the International Green Awards! 97% recycled content."
"Her: Something's changed in here. Me: I put a new bulb in. Her: Well it's not very bright Bulb: Okay wow I'm like right here."
"Salad is the decaf of food."
"""Can I shit here?"" ---- Sean Connery trying to make friends at the park but making enemies inshtead."
"It's not so much that I love karate as it is that I hate boards."