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Joke of the Day
"Why did the chicken fall in the well? Because he couldn't see that well!"
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"What do you call a singer gently swaying from one side to another? A rocking Cher."
"What kind of a fish do you always find on a beach? A dead one... "
"""Hello?"" Dad come get me from practice ""Sorry I'm going into a tunnel"" *sound of mom giggling* But I called the *connection drops* ...landline"
"Why did Comic Sans's girlfriend leave him? He just wasn't her type."
"What do you call someone who stole home plate? A rapist."
"How much does a Chinese dumpling weigh? It weighs *Won-ton*"
"4 out of 5 urologists... ...smell their apple juice before they drink it."
"Socks and sandals are like condoms There is almost no chance of getting a girl pregnant"
"I think it's unfair that when a human eats uncooked fish it's ""sushi,"" but when a fish eats uncooked human, it's ""a shark attack."""