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Joke of the Day

"Accidentally ran the wash with Ecstasy still in a back pocket. Now my jeans are freaking out, and the zipper won't stop grinding its teeth."

"Marry with that girl If a Girl says's :- I Don't like Shopping "" !! . . . . . . . Then Marry Her !!...:D"

"The last thing you hear before Chuck Norris gives you a roundhouse kick? No one knows because dead men tell no tales."

"How many hipsters does it take to change a light bulb? You mean you don't know?!"

"So I typed in ""r/lastweeksposts""... And was immediately redirected to 9gag. Go figure."

"There are 10 types of people in this world... Those who know binary, those who don't, and those who weren't expecting a base 3 joke"

"""The world is full of nice people. If you can't find one, be one!"""

"What do you get when you mix an insomniac, a dyslexic and an agnostic? Someone who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog."

"what do you call a fake noodle? an impasta"

"*Puts couch down as emergency contact*"