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Joke of the Day

"Socks and sandals are like condoms There is almost no chance of getting a girl pregnant"

"what is american soup made from? laughing stock"

"Why did the wave fail the driving test? It kept crashing on the beach."

"In the Men's Room, I hate pooping next to others... funny because i enjoy being amongst my peers."

"What do you call 10 rabbits marching backwards? A receding hareline."

"Twitter should allow you to select the font your tweets appear in; thus giving me yet another thing to judge you by."

"What do you call a young Jewish girl who solves mysteries? Nance Hebrew"

"BREAKING NEWS: 23 injured while running with bulls. Authorities say injuries happened because folks were stupid enough to run... with bulls."

"I posted a joke via USPS... ...not sure if it was their fault or mine, but the delivery of the punchline was completely botched."

"To everyone with a motorcycle: your motorcycle is very loud & we are all very proud of you."