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Joke of the Day
"How do Spaniards take their coffee? Au lait."
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"I was in bed with a blind girl last night... and she says ""wow your really well hung"" to which I respond ""you're pulling my leg"""
"What's gray, disappointing, and in the shape of an oval?"
"""Wanna see a movie?"" ""Can't. Don't exist yet."" ""Shit."" (1700s)"
"What did the ghost say to the bee? Boo bee!"
"Uranus has been the butt of many jokes. It's the gassiest of all planets."
"""What's an FAQ?"" is probably an FAQ."
"Jeopardy gum If Jeopardy! champion Arthur Chu started a candy company, the gum would have a locomotive on the wrapper, and would be called - get this - Chu Chew!"
"I hate it when people try to use big words when they clearly don't know their meaning. It makes them sound so gelatinous and isosceles."
"A grenade isin't the only thing i'd catch for you bby. :^)"