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Joke of the Day
"""Wanna see a movie?"" ""Can't. Don't exist yet."" ""Shit."" (1700s)"
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"Dude, what part of ""I don't speak your language"" don't you understand?"
"My family was so poor we couldn't afford toys... So my mom would cut holes in our pockets so we'd have something to play with."
"I've been jogging for 6 minutes & there are, literally, 9 vultures circling above me."
"Pretty sure my refrigerator is having sex with itself from all the noises its making."
"do not be racist Do not be racist; be like Mario. He's an Italian plumber, who was made by the Japanese, speaks English, looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew!"
"where do they send jewish kids that have have adhd? concentration camp"
"What's the difference between a Swedish jam band and slam dunking a baby? One's a Swedish Phish and the other's a fetus swish"
"Diarrhea is hereditary In runs in the jeans"
"If you're having a weird pain today remember, tons of people die from that stuff all the time."