200816
Joke of the Day
"What's gray, disappointing, and in the shape of an oval?"
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"I hate when you tell someone you're bored, and they suggest getting together. Then you have to explain that you're not quite that bored"
"I'm on Twitter because my brother got a chemistry set for christmas when he was little and I got plaid pants."
"Have you heard about the Oscar Pistorius drinking game? Every time someone goes to the toilet take 4 shots"
"For Halloween i'm dressing up as a cloud and handing out celebrity nude photos instead of candy."
"A guy said he fantasizes about me in a bathtub filled with Big Mac sauce and I said YOU'RE DISGUSTING AND DISTURBED and see you at 8, Brian."
"I woke up this morning with Chinese writing all over my bedroom walls. I couldn't understand it."
"If I had 10 cookies and someone takes away 5, what would they have? A broken hand"
"What did the bisexual man said to his wife? It is not cheating if it is in the ass."
"Two pieces of asphalt are at a bar A piece of red asphalt walks in. One says to the other ""watch out for him, he used to be a cyclepath""."