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Joke of the Day
"Can you imagine how fast those clowns who make balloon animals can roll a joint."
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"What kind of fish is made from two sodium atoms? A 2na"
"Apparently being poor is genetic, my son loves bologna and thinks pants are optional."
"[NSFW] What do people in Arkansas say after having sex? Get off me pa you're crushing my smokes"
"If a girl stabbed me on our first date, how many days should I wait to ask her out again?"
"[runs up to a group of people] ME: ZACK ATTACK GUY: lol is your name zack or [thousands of bros crest a nearby hill] ME: [whispering] RUN"
"[dad accidentally steps on the dog] I'm sorry girl, I didn't see you. Are you ok? [dad accidentally steps on me] Why are you on the floor?!"
"What does Harry Potter say when he wants a cigarette? Tobaccio"
"I'm curious: Do girls shake the gasoline nozzle when they're taking it out of their cars too?"
"1. Change last name to Crunch. 2. Join the military. 3. Work my way up to Captain. 4. Become Captain Crunch. 5. WIN LIFE"