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Joke of the Day
"How do Frenchmen share files? Pierre to Pierre."
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"Honk if you love Jesus. Text while driving if you'd like to meet Him."
"A cashier rings up a box of trash bags for a customer... Customer: ""I don't know why I keep buying these things, I just end up throwing them out anyways."""
"Teacher to Student Why are you looking at the monkey outside the window when I am here. What sentence seemingly appropriate makes you burst into laughter?"
"Survival Tip: When flipping off your wife behind her back... Make sure she's not standing in front of a mirror."
"If you are a woman and you like men that wear glasses... I am full of specs appeal."
"If you didn't wanna hear ""Baby smell is biology preventing the mom from eating it,"" you shouldn't have invited me to the baby shower, Carol!"
"Q. What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking? A. Slow down and use a lubricant."
"My Buddy Is So Mixed... He doesn't know who his step-dad is."
"Modi/Nawaz Sharif Nawaz Sharif to Modi: ""Congratualations on penetrating into Mars. Whats your next target?"" Modi: Uranus."