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Joke of the Day
"What do you say to an overworked clothing maker? You seamstressed."
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"A thief broke into my house last night.. A thief broke into my house last night. He started searching for money so i woke up and searched with him."
"Judas: The one I kiss is Jesus Christ. Soldier: You can just point to him. Judas: (putting on lip-balm) I don't tell you how to do your job."
"Did you hear what happened after an Iranian mullah walked head-first into an airplane propeller? The shi'ite really hit the fan."
"Was driving today and I saw some chick texting and driving... Pissed me off so much I threw my beer at her."
"Apparently watching your lover sleep is only romantic when they know who you are."
"Odd how all the intelligent life finding instruments' are pointed away from earth."
"Yoga bends. Yoga stretches. Yoga realizes is out of shape. Yoga pants."
"My girlfriend said she was cutting off sex for a while. I told her that is fine, we will just have more rape."
"-""I hear the Israeli PM isn't too worried about that latest hack because.."" -""Please don't"" -""...Benjamin's Not on Yahoo"" -""I'm leaving you"""