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Joke of the Day
"Never cry for an onion that doesn't deserve you."
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"I don't understand why gyms have mirrors. I know what I look like. That's why I'm here."
"You've really gotta hand it to short people Because they usually can't reach it anyways"
"What do you call a potato that thinks he is in charge? A Dictator"
"Yo mama so fat she eats Wheat Thicks."
"I hope one day they invent a car named ""The S-Car"" Because everyone will see it and say, ""Look at that S-Car go!"""
"Why is 10 traumatized forever? Because he was right in the middle of 9-11."
"Can you people please stop being so condescending and passive-aggressive? Thanks!"
"[2 toads chillin'] Yo, we should start a rumor that if u lick us you'll get high. ""Whaaaat, that's genius."" We gon' get mad licked, son."
"Q: What's the highest form of praise you can receive from a pimp? A: A back-handed compliment."