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Joke of the Day
"Well, well, well. If it isn't that thing I told my wife I already did."
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"I still call my dad ""Master"" out in public so that people stare and feel bad for me."
"Why did the 14 year old Mexican girl end up pregnant? Because her teacher told her to go do an essay."
"I've easily spent 12% of my life chuckling at my own jokes and being grossed out by my own body. Also, I like random percentages."
"What do you call a psychic dwarf that escapes from a prison? A small medium at large."
"Q: Why don't Deputy Fire Marshals look out the window in the morning? A: So they have something to do in the afternoon."
"Doctor: You can only have clear liquids after midnight Me: Sure no problem Doctor: Not white wine Me:"
"An Irishman is driving to the airport While driving, he sees a sign that says ""Airport left"". So he turns around and goes home"
"""Sooo sorry I fell asleep during your wedding. It was rude but your vows were like SO long. Anyway, you may now kiss the bride"""
"Did you hear the one about the man who ate his baby's feet? He also found out his wife was pregnant."