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Joke of the Day

"Not saying there is a direct correlation between Trump's election... But the Chinese did say this would be the year of the Cock ages ago!"

"How does a Jewish man make coffee? He brews it"

"I just don't understand kids. My kid says he wants to play heavy metal. So why's he so mad at me? I bought him one of the best tubas money can buy!"

"Copernicus was trying to figure out why the Sun set at night and rose during the day. Then it dawned on him."

"I hate when job recruiters ask me where I see myself in 5 years. Like come on, dude, I don't have 2020 vision."

"I'm a spitting image of Ryan Gosling. Like if Ryan Gosling were to spit and look at his reflection in it, that would be me."

"My friend doesn't like how I tell fat people jokes. I'm still not sure how their weight has to do with their sense of humor."

"Why was the bumble bee wearing a yamaka? Because he didn't want to be mistaken for a WASP"

"Q: What do termites eat for breakfast? A: Oakmeal."

"The Molotov cocktail is of course named after Vitaly Molotov, an 18th century Russian industrialist who exploded after being thrown at a car"