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Joke of the Day

"Black Jews Whats the worst part of being a black jew? You have to sit in the back of the oven"

"when a goth has an identity crisis do they bleach all their clothes"

"Why did the female asteroid deny her boyfriends marriage proposal? Because she was scared of comet-ment"

"What is black on the bottom and white on top? Society."

"I went on a date with a girl who was born without feet. I forgot my wallet and asked if she could foot the bill. There was no second date."

"Are these my brains? A three-year-old boy was examining his testicles while taking a bath. 'Mom', he asked, 'Are these my brains?' 'Not yet!' she replied!"

"Yo Momma so ugly.. She look like Darth Vader naked."

"You can't compare Tim Cook and Donald Trump It's like comparing apples to oranges."

"What's the difference between cider and apple juice? My wife doesn't let me cum in apple juice :-("

"Apparently ""You should Google it"" isn't the best response when she asks how much do you love me? Sigh, women are so demanding.."