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Joke of the Day

"Black Jews Whats the worst part of being a black jew? You have to sit in the back of the oven"

"I've got a terrible addiction, I can't stop eating deli meats. I'm trying to quit cold turkey."

"What were Jesus's last words to his disciples as he was nailed to the cross? Nobody touch my fucking Easter eggs, I'll be back on Sunday."

"Today Americans celebrate Labor Day By not working and expecting to get paid for it."

"This new thesaurus isn't just terrible, it's also terrible."

"Today I saw two dogs make hot streamy love on the roadside. It's really hurtful to see your ex moving on so quickly."

"""Dad, are you afraid of ghosts?"" ""Only when I think of all the people who've died & how they must have us seriously outnumbered...G'night!"""

"My corduroy pillow has been making headlines all week."

"HARRY POTTER: Alohamora MORA: Aloha, Harry"

"I booked an hotel in kenya on walking distance from the beach... You can't imagine how far those kenyans will walk. [source: philip geubels, Belgian comedian]"