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Joke of the Day
"What happened when the mexicans wife passed out on a hot day? He had a hispanic attack"
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"What did the Criminal call his new pretzel company? Assault and Buttery"
"Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team? *She ran away from the ball.*"
"Just finished a book about an immortal pet dog. I couldn't put it down."
"My mother asked me to clean the dishes... ""Ah."" I replied, ""The reason you decided to have children; it's becoming apparent."" Also, ITT: God-tier puns."
"The only thing I love more than an open mind is an open bar."
"My married life is awesome. I cook for my wife and she does my laundry. We are maid for each other."
"(NSFW) She told me.... She told me to give her 9 inches and make it hurt. So I fucked her twice and punched her in the mouth!"
"What's the difference between an epileptic cornhusker and a hooker with diarrhea? An epileptic cornhusker shucks between fits."
"Where were the first French fries made? ...in grease"