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Joke of the Day
"What happened when the mexicans wife passed out on a hot day? He had a hispanic attack"
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"Want to hear a joke about Jonestown? Nevermind, the punchline is too long."
"Trying to get this hot girl at the bar jealous, so I'm slow dancing & making out with a potted plant. It's working, she's been staring at me"
"What do all Amish women want? 2 Mennonite."
"What's the difference between a virgin and a lightbulb? You can un-screw a lightbulb."
"How do skateboarders see? So gnar"
"What do you call the slums in Paris? The baghetto"
"Why did the chicken cross the road? The Road done him a bad turn."
"I'm starting a firing squad business Our motto is ""we aim to please""."
"Did you know that dogs can't get MRI's? only cat's can"