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Joke of the Day

"I was gonna tell a joke about OCD... but."

"What's the difference between God and a medical school graduate? God doesn't think he's a doctor."

"I'm 10 times more likely to get mugged in Colorado than I am in New York City. Because I don't live in New York City."

"The doctor says I'm depressed because I don't have enough iron in my diet so I've started nibbling on the gun in my mouth."

"X post from meanjokes: michael schumacher regained consciousness today, have your heard how the doctors did it? They sat him on the window seat of the bus"

"I never got why people liked sitting home without pants so much until I was without a job for a week. Now I don't get why people have jobs."

"Once I've read about the perils of alcohol, I've decided to stop. Stop reading that is!"

"Please retweet my son, it would mean a lot to him, apparently his mother's love isn't enough for him. #IfYourMomWroteYourTwitterBio"

"Elephants being eliminated from Ringling Brothers performances. Did you hear the elephants are being eliminated from Ringling Brothers performances. They were told to pack their trunks."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Alistair ! Alistair who ? Alistairs in this house are broken !"