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Joke of the Day
"Math problems for smartypants-s What is the square route of an EMU? A RADICAL EMU!!!!!!"
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"Hi. Everyone. I created a subreddit for topical news jokes. If you like Colbert, Letterman and Leno's opening monologues, come check it out. /r/newsjokes"
"What was the philosopher's last thought before he descended into quicksand? I sink therefore I am."
"""Blown out of all proportion"" ... .. is a cliche you don't see every day of the week."
"What is it about being blind... ...that makes people want to walk their dog so much?"
"why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? to get to the bottom!"
"I used to be addicted to soap, but i'm clean now."
"The best part of finishing a long piece of writing is when the laptop hits your talentless loser foot as you boot it off a roof."
"Friend: What time is it? Me: (pulls out phone, checks Twitter and Facebook notifications, puts phone away) Friend: Well? Me: Well what?"
"See ya later, alligator. After a while, crocodile. Catch ya manana, little iguana."