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Joke of the Day
"TIFU by posting in the wrong sub. ;)"
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"Iron Man, Iron Man, does everything an Iron can Gets real hot on a mat, makes your clothes get really flat Look out! Here comes the Iron Man"
"A man got a cat and walked to his wife and said ""so what do you think of the cow ?"" His wife said that's a cat. The man said ""shh I'm talking to the cat"""
"Arnold Schwarzenegger should open a pest control business. He's already an ex-terminator."
"They should just draw a fart on the car A/C ""recirculate"" button."
"Guys don't forget, tomorrow is Chinese Aviation Day! AKA Fly-Day"
"Hey there Delilah what's it like in New York City guess they don't have cell towers there so you didn't get my texts I'm going to kill you b"
"What do you call a mushroom that picks up the bar tab? A FUNGI to be with!"
"I swear, even my ex lasted longer than my phone battery does."
"[therapy] ""Where does your fear of spiders come from?"" *flashback to Spider-Man trying to kiss me behind Applebees* They're just creepy okay"