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Joke of the Day
"Where do geneticists store vegetables? In the CRISPR drawer"
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"A friend of mine has been rushed to hospital, after eating a horse-burger. Apparently he is now in a stable condition."
"Dear people who question why girls go to the bathroom together - Hermione went alone and got attacked by a troll"
"Doctor: *taps knee with mallet* feel that? Me: No Doctor: or this? *jabs toe with a pin* Me: Nah Doctor: Just as I suspected. This is my leg"
"Jack All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no pay makes Jack a Mexican."
"If the emoji I wanna text is not in the ""recently used,"" you may have to wait 3 days till I find it."
"Why is Man Utd's chemistry lacking? Because they are held together by weak van den Gaal's forces."
"Me: ""You kids aren't getting any more toys until you take care of the ones you have!"" Grandma: ""Here are 8,000 new toys just for existing."""
"Why do German shower faucets have 11 holes? Jews only have 10 fingers."
"I feel bad for the children of Vegans because no one gets found when their picture's on the back of unsweetened organic almond milk."