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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a Burberry Style Transforming Truck? Optimush Prime... Hahaaa."
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"I've just invented a new word: ""plagiarism""."
"How do you call a Mexican who lost his car? Carlos."
"A free corpse is a dead giveaway."
"Just saw someone holding a sign that said ""Honk 2 impeach Obama"" You'd think the process to impeach a president would be more complicated"
"Did you hear about that new movie about Hitler? It's called 2fast2furherious."
"A fish asked a lobster why he gets boiled alive The lobster replied ""your face looks boiled"" The fish says ""I guess you can't be roasted"""
"Did you hear about the COW that got a promotion? She was out standing in her field. **Edited for political correctness."
"My wife gave birth to twin boys the other day. And I've decided to name them Jerry and Forgery."
"How much does a pirate pay for corn? A buccaneer."