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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the COW that got a promotion? She was out standing in her field. **Edited for political correctness."

"What's the difference between peanut butter and jam? You can't peanut butter your dick in someone's asshole"

"Request: Gimme your best white people jokes. Why does everybody else get the brunt of the jokes? Let me hear something different."

"Most of us get into advertising for the money. Me? I've just always had a passion for making people feel bad"

"An honest weatherman says ""Today's forecast is bright and sunny with an 80% chance that I'm wrong."""

"Toast should never pick a fight with me because I eat toast for breakfast."

"The Myinb Oxen was recently declared extinct. RIP Myinb Ox"

"If Hilary Clinton is elected president, what title will they give Bill? First Lady's man (;"

"The Doctor stuck a finger in my bum... For a prostate exam. He said ""All's fine."" I said ""Stick another finger in there, please."" He asked ""why?"" I said ""I want a second opinion."""

"Why can't Sluts Count to 70? Because 69's a mouthful!"