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Joke of the Day

"Just saw someone holding a sign that said ""Honk 2 impeach Obama"" You'd think the process to impeach a president would be more complicated"

"Two cannibals are eating a dead clown one cannibal turns to the other and says ""does this taste funny to you?"""

"Karen on Facebook says, ""2014 is going sooooo well!"" Personally, I've already fcuked up 2014, and a good chunk of 2015, so go fcuk yourself Karen."

"What do you call a grandpa who couldn't understand why his email wanted to upload his attachment to share it? An old man yelling at the cloud"

"My Chinese dad told me all Chinese Women look the same... That's why he's a polygamist."

"Dear Cool People, they didn't name a candy after you, did they? Love, Nerds."

"I heard there's a machine that can make cocaine in less than 4 milliseconds! I believe it's called the Instagram."

"How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?"

"What sort of a car has your dad got? I can't remember the name. I think it starts with T. Really - Ours only starts with gas."

"If you meet a woman who says your name with the same passion she says pumpkin spice latte you should marry her immediately"