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Joke of the Day

"What is an Italian mobster's favorite cooking oil? Cannoli Oil."

"What's round and hard and full of acidic semen? A Jewish submarine."

"A blonde and a brunette are in a room... The blonde ask: ""What does idk stand for?"" Brunette: ""I don't know."" Blonde: ""OMG, no one does!"""

"A study found that Buzzfeed is the least trusted news source in media. Serves them right for telling me I belong in Hufflepuff."

"Did you know Hellen Keller had a dog? Neither did she."

"Test Post Pls Ignore! April fools."

"What do you call a black man with a gun ? You call him ""sir""."

"drinking game: take a shot every time the futility of your existence depresses you"

"What's the difference between New York City and the Land of Mordor? Two Towers."

"This one earned some cutting remarks. If it weren't for the table saw accident, I wouldn't be half the person I am today."