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Joke of the Day
"What is an Italian mobster's favorite cooking oil? Cannoli Oil."
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"""I like your pushy."" Sean Connery talking dirty to his woman"
"I, for one, like Roman numerals."
"If you see me out somewhere and act like you didn't, you should know that I ignored you first."
"What do you call joke told by a duck? A wise quack."
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"HOT LOCAL SINGLES IN YOUR AREA WANT YOUR CREDIT CARD NUMBER."
"What do you call a scary bee? A boo bee."
"What's the difference between 69 and 6.9? 6.9 has period."