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Joke of the Day

"Idea: ATM that sends you encouraging messages like ""You Can Do it"" or ""Ramen Noodles Aren't So Bad"" when you check your sad Account Balance"

"Shout out to people who rate & review things cuz I don't like to rate or review things but I like to know how things are rated & reviewed"

"WOMEN Woo men."

"Porn is getting worse and worse by day (it's sick) even 5 yr olds are shaving their pussies."

"Breaking both of your legs sucks. I can't stand being in a wheelchair."

"What's the difference between a baby and a fridge? The fridge doesn't cry when you put your meat in it"

"Did you hear about the Indian who drank too much tea? He drowned in his teepee. -My Uber Driver"

"I'm not worried about the Third World War. That's the Third World's Problem."

"My girlfriend is like my bike. Some black guy stole her from me too."

"My wife's a terrible cook, she can never get her sauces right! But I've stuck with her, through thick and thin."