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"I can kayak Canoe?"
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"If life gives you lemons... Make lemonade If life gives you melons... You might be dyslexic."
"Q. What did dela wear?(Delaware) A. Her New Jersey"
"What is the difference between your dog and your girlfriend? You can get your dog to come."
"When adding number in your head... It's really the thought that counts."
"It might seem unusual to feed a horse using one's anus. Butt hay, who am I to judge?"
"*dog runs for president* *is asked race sensitive question ""The thing is, I don't see color"" *crowd goes wild*"
"Where do cats go when they die? Purrgatory!"
"""What do you call someone who makes cakes in San Francisco? A BAYYYYker"
"What does the narcissistic cow say? Moooo! Cuz it's a cow"