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Joke of the Day
"What do you call an eagle that is sick? Illegal"
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"If God made everything... Is God Chinese?"
"I'm such a perv that... ... even the crack of dawn isn't safe."
"What happens when you get some vinegar in your ear? You suffer from pickled hearing!"
"Netflix: we are the top online streaming service. Best in the world. Me: can I rewind 10 seconds without ruining everything? Netflix: no"
"How do you make a Chevy Malibu float? Pour a glass of soda and add two scoops of Chevy Malibu"
"Knock! Knock! Who's there? I eat map. I eat map who? *My job here is done!*"
"What's black and white and red all over? A slaughtered penguin."
"I bet if you work at Tyson Foods sometimes the correct answer to ""guess what"" really is ""chicken butt."""
"How do you start a rave in Ethiopia? Tie a piece of bread to the roof.."