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Joke of the Day
"Which type of soup is the heaviest? Won-ton soup"
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"I'm not saying I'm antisocial, but even when someone asks me how I'm doing I just tell them to Google it."
"11: Dad, what's your spirit animal? Mine's a tiger. Me: Remember that chubby mouse named Gus in the baby-tee from Cinderella? 11: ..."
"The bartender says..... ""We don't serve faster-than-light particles here!"" A tachyon enters a bar."
"What's Donald Trumps favorite color? Orange"
"[In cubicle at work] *pretends to start clipping my nails* *tosses uncooked grains of rice onto co-workers desk with each clip* CW: WTF!"
"What is Scooby Doo's favorite program language? Ruby Ruby Roo!"
"Why can't you starve in a desert? Because of all the sand which is there."
"My friend was a pro at Russian Roulette He only lost once."
"What's worse than getting 7 years of bad luck from breaking a mirror? Getting a lifetime of bad luck from breaking a condom."