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Joke of the Day
"What do you tell a gardener with a psych major? I fucking hate my mom."
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"What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? Start swimming"
"Why does the nazi love to bring his jewish friend to indian restaurants? Because he loves to order some **sizlar** for his jewish friend."
"Why can't Jamaicans count to 10? Because there's a *tree* in the way!"
"My dress sock/running shoe combo says,""I do most of my running after accidentally reply-all'ing a mildly racist response to a business memo"""
"Some days having kids makes it all worthwhile. I haven't experienced any yet, but statistically they're bound to happen at some point."
"Q: How many Capricorns does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None: Why should I bother? It's probably just going to burn out again tomorrow anyway."
"I put a Samsung Galaxy Note 7 inside a Samsung washing machine and now I own a nuclear warhead."
"Samuel L Jackson's kids were so lucky to have him yelling at them their whole childhood."
"I want to congratulate you on learning the definition of abundance. ""Thank you. It means a lot."""