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Joke of the Day

"How to fall down the stairs * Step 1: * Step 2: * Step 4: * Step 17: * Step 35: And you're done!"

"Why are hot pickle buns so popular in polish women's prisons? They're made out of dill dough."

"Why did Jesus look so ripped during Crucifixion? CrossFit"

"How do you know if someone went to Harvard? They tell you."

"You can't make racist jokes No-one likes dark humour"

"Why is suicide illegal? Because no one wants to clean up your mess."

"What do you call a 2 with a fat ass? A 3"

"One day the mailman is going to murder my whole family and my dog will be like ""Ha. Who needs to quit yapping and go lay down now?"""

"Why did the computer freeze? It got frostbyte."

"""As CEO of Tortoise Enterprises, this merger with Slug Corp is... Linda, where is everyone?"" ""They all called to say they're running late"""