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Joke of the Day

"Chris Eubank has written a book about ethics if sales go well he's going to write another book about Suffolk."

"Why is the all-seeing eye the symbol of the occult? Because they want us all under super-vision!"

"Never make fun of fat girls with lisps... They're thick and tired of it."

"Genuinely stunned France has adopted the word ""wifi"" rather than ""le signal librement accessible sans l'utilisation de fils"" or some shit."

"Colleagues who feel the need to say ""You either love me or hate me!"" are oblivious to the fact that it's always the latter."

"Thought I had $707 in my bank account, turns out it was ""LOL"" and I was holding my statement upside down."

"I painted my iPhone black so it would run faster. Now I need to jailbreak it."

"So you think you're a book Fan? Have you ever gotten a paper cut on your balls? Thought not."

"A guy I work with farted on the elevator... It was wrong on so many levels."

"You can't set out a bowl full of superconductors and expect people not to take them. They're irresistible."