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Joke of the Day
"When the animal kingdom had a poker party who didn't they invite? The Cheetahs!"
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"Stephen Hawking walks into a bar haha just kidding"
"3 Politicians go to Heaven..."
"Fun bible fact: No records exist of Jesus' life from age 12 to 30 because he was backpacking across Europe with his pet Pterodactyl"
"Boyfriend and Girlfriend are at a baseball game the boyfriend leans over the girlfriend and says, ""I'll kiss you on the strikes, if you kiss me on the balls"""
"The next President of the United States of America, Donald Trump."
"What's the difference between a girls mouth and her vagina? There is none. I want my penis to be in both those things."
"I once tripped and fell into a deep crevasse. Sorry, that's the hole joke."
"Why Aren't SJW's Allowed In The Military? They are too trigger-happy."
"Do you ever pretend like you didn't see something so the other person doesn't feel embarrassed."