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".@espn ugh all u ever tweet about is sports"
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"Did you hear about the new anti-depressant for lesbians? It's called tricoxagain."
"A skeleton walks into a bar and says, ""Give me a beer and a mop."""
"Rik Mayall jokes What does a man with a two-foot cock have for breakfast? This morning I had a boiled egg. Why did the pervert cross the road? He couldn't get his knob out of the chicken. RIP"
"Goddammit, my parole officer says none of my RTs count towards community service. This has been a huge waste of time."
"GTA: Online servers"
"I bought a vacant piece of land recently, and every night someone keeps depositing soil on the land. I still can't figure out who it is. The plot thickens."
"In extremely rare cases women have been known to sleep with me."
"Pro Tip: I'm not a pro. Don't listen to my tips."
"John buys binoculars and shows it to Bob. ""Bob, this is the coolest thing ever. Last night I saw you doing you wife"" You can return it, it's broken. Last night I was out of town"